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The Humble Ink Cartridge Is Often Mistaken By : Catherine Harvey A look at some of the problems encountered when spelling mistakes are made while searching the internet. What Topics Are In For Being Stressed-Out? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Stress is defined as mental or physical tension. Unfortunately, what causes stress isn't as easily defined. Give Me My Tooth By : Jim McLellan A true and humerous experience in the dentist chair and how it relates to self reliance. If Not For Bono Of U2, I Never Could Have "Gone Green By : Rick London The debt I owe Bono (of the band U2) and his wife Ali a tremendous thank you for helping me launch my business will probably never even be known by both of them. But I know the good they did for me, and that is what counts. I am keenly aware of they are doing for the planet, with Edun Organics is not only a business they launched, of organic cotton textiles to make eco-friendly clothing, but (at the risk of sounding overly-dramatic) a gift to humanity. Baby Clothes Louder Than The Baby By : Catherine Harvey A humourous look at the trend in dressing your children in funny baby t-shirts and the physocological effects it can have. Are We Acting Our Age? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Anti-aging is big business - which makes me wonder if wisdom really does come with age-ing. Does Charity Really Begin At Home? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but charity makes the heart grow fonder of home and lots of other things. Going Green (And Wealthy) With Your Business By : Rick London The transition to start a "green business" or "eco-friendly" one, as it is often called, is not always as easy as it seems. I felt it would be an easy challenge for me, seeing that I had launched one of Mississippi's first health food stores. There was no Internet, no Google, no blogging, nothing. I paid high rent in a mall across from the local university. The local townsfolk felt I might be possessed to believe that natural products might be better than what could be bought at A & P Grocery. (I am showing my age here). A Short Look At Funny Movies By : Joseph Pope Humor is a subjective art. It is prone to being offensive or not offensive enough, and arriving at the perfect middle ground between these two extremes is a talent that's difficult to master. Only a handful of performers throughout the years have been able to accomplish this most daunting of tasks. Do We Put The Lax In Relaxation? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Is it just me or is finding a way to relax stressful? 10 More Silly Lorry Stories! By : Lyall Cresswell As I reported in my previous article, ‘World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories’, lorries and lorry drivers seem to have a habit of being involved in some of the world’s quirkiest news stories Well, with a little delving, I’ve discovered many more ridiculous lorry stories Flash Gordon helps the universe By : charlesillasana Flash Gordon moaned. His life had changed a lot lately. In charge of a novel and dangerous assignment utilizing spacecraft with a mad professor and a gorgeous woman, he then was said that the father he had thought long dead was a prisoner of Ming The Merciless, a rather unsavoury guy on this bizarre celestial sphere he had landed on. Laughing Out Loud Online - The Key To Finding Hilarity In A Boring World By : Andy West The daily frustrations of dealing with the Internet and computers can leave even the most pleasant of people in a fowl mood, so it's important for all of us to keep ourselves laughing out loud online. Is Twitter For Twits? By : Jack Sinclair Twitter was once full of twits, but look who just moved in... Did You Play Rich Man, Poor Man? By : Knight Pierce Hirst A childhood game looks different from an adult perspective. How Topless Sandals May Have Effected History... By : Brock Obama Topless sandals are the best thing for your feet. Feet were meant to live outside the shoe. You will find that a lot of people are always looking for the best in shoe apparel and it is now here in the form of topless sandals. Nothing is better for summer shoe wear! Think about it... the feet are the most important part of the body besides your brain, when walking. Why walk without the best sandals to support your summer adventures. How Well Do You Know Your Inner Child? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Although we all have an inner child, not enough of us ask if this child wants to come out and play. The Advantages Of Chauffeur Car Hire By : Catherine Harvey A look at some of the things you can do when you're stuck in traffic but don't have to drive. Do We Suffer From 1st World Problems? By : Knight Pierce Hirst In America, the land of plenty, we don't have 3rd world problems. What we have are plenty of 1st world problems. Boo! Top 10 Scariest Travel Destinations By : Patrick Chong Some people travel for fun, others for excitement, but perhaps the most alarming genre of tourists are the ones who get their kicks from visiting the most horrifying and ghoulish destinations from throughout history If you plan on going to any of the top 10 most terrifying places on earth, you might just want to adjust your travel insurance cover to incorporate the possible outcomes… 1 Why Is There So Much His In History? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Until recent times those who were predominantly MENtioned in history books were men. Warum man April jemanden reinlegen sollte By : Hier kann man verschiedenen April Scherze Tipps und Tricks nachlesen. Die besten Aprilscherze sind hie nachlesbar! Naughty Ecards Are A Fun Way To Flirt By : Some people appreciate a touch of naughtiness in their lives-nothing too overly dirty, but something a tiny bit risqu that makes them smile. For them, video ecards are just the ticket. Wildly funny, irreverent, and sometimes just plain bizarre, there are some to really tickle your inner playboy (or girl!) Spectacular Spectator Sports to See in Fantastic Fresno By : The incredibly beautiful Save Mart Center located at Fresno State University, is home to concerts, family shows, and most importantly, sporting events. And in Fresno, sports are a great big deal. While you visit Fresno during your vacation, you'll never forgive yourself if you don't make time to take in an event. You have quite a few options to choose from for your spectator enjoyment. It could be basketball, played only the way the Fresno Bulldogs play the game, Fresno Falcons hockey, or you could head over to the Grizzlies Stadium to watch some major league baseball. Football is a favorite pastime in Fresno too; the Bulldog football team has been making quite a name for itself in recent years. The San Jose Nightlife, California Style After Hours By : The ideal vacation getaway is one where there are thousands of activities from every aspect imaginable, including the ethnicity. No one wants a vacation full of meals at the same types of restaurants. The same holds true with activities. While the beach may be fun, no one wants to sit on the beach for two weeks straight without a break. They want variety. Finally, who would look forward to the same sports bar every night for after hour's entertainment? People want variety, and that is what they get in the San Jose California nightlife. Detroit Nightlife By : Detroit Michigan has long been thought of as a city of nightlife. This is mostly because of the legendary status of Motown, the birth of the musical era that would inevitably change the musical world, as we know it. Today, the lights never go out in downtown Detroit and it has become one of the most popular, as well as the most varied, of nightlife spots in the United States. The city literally has hundreds of popular clubs and bars that people travel hundreds of miles to visit, and in some cases thousands. The Funniest Six Single-Panel Cartoons On The Internet By : Comedy's real king may have you fooled. You might be surprised that more people view newspaper and Internet cartoons than all the funny movies, sitcoms, late night shows, and stand-up comedians put together. Science, Healthy Lifestyles, Men - Twice Likely Brilliant, Or Thick As A Brick By : Recent research findings by University of Edinburgh shows that in tests between males and females, both sexes are about equal in average intelligence. There is, however, twice as much variability in smarter or dumber among men than in women. For The Love Of Offbeat Cartoons And Cartoon Gifts By : Memories are nice. Especially thinking back to being a toddler, and, yes, I do remember, and watching Popeye on television. Nothing could take me away from Popeye. Training Your Dog to Good Feeding Habits By : We can now easily get rid of the problem of how to train our dog with the help of training tips. The Zen Of The Online Shopping "Hunt" By : I remember in my youth when my mom would take me shopping. I had the most fun in the grocery store, for whatever reason, but, as I matured into my teens, fashion and grooming stores became more interesting. Like a lot of teenage boys, upon new information, girls were suddenly a lot more interesting. And to our (boys) surprise, we were becoming interesting to them as well, though, they were better at hiding it. A new thing was happening to us...relationships. They were so much fun back then. Life was simpler. No bills to pay. Never an argument about finances. Ahhh. The good old days. humor and the zen of laughter By : Humans are visual animals. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction. the zen of laughing aloud By : Humans are visual animals. We react to what we see. And to a lesser degree, we are auditory. Sounds can cause a reaction. On stage artists have the advantage of us cartoonists, so we have to work twice as hard to get your attention. Cow Collectibles: Why Are So Many Into It? By : Though the cow is not man's best friend, it is often his best food, or at least best-tasting food, and is possibly the funniest animal on the planet. Though this may be hard for some city-dwellers to fathom, I can assure you Mississippians and other inhabitants of the southeastern states were laughing at cows long before The Far Side was a twinkle in Gary Larson's eye. Aardvarks Gaining On Cows Says Cartoonist By : Rick London's cartoon site is an animal-lovers delight. It is chock full of animal images, but none is more popular and funny than the aardvark. Aardvark Dentistry is the name of one of their most classic favorites and the cartoonist has decided to do a little research on the aardvark. This is the fascinating information he found. If you are looking for aardvarks, you need to go south of the Sahara Desert in Africa. "Earth Pig" is what the Africans call them, and, in fact, the name ardvark means "earth pig". So, makes sense to me. Their body somewhat resembles a pig which probably has a lot to do with that. But why they call them earth pigs, since regular pigs do not fly (to my knowledge) is beyond me. Their tails resemble a kangaroo's and ears like a rabbit. Aardvarks are nocturnal. Free Videos - Never A Dull Moment! By : A free video can awaken your senses, force a laugh from your mouth, or touch your heart. They can entertain adults, kids, and teens and eventhough they may be under a minute in length, they may also be over an hour long. When Realtors Become Cartoonists By : Ms. London," I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor". His nurse was holding me in her arms as my mom tried to smile. I was not a pretty baby. Really! My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, not the prodigal offspring to which I eventually evolved. My Parents Wanted A Realtor So I Became A Cartoonist By : The maternity nurse's aid held me in front of my mom in the hospital bed. I'd just entered this world not more than a few hours earlier. It was 1954. "Congratulations, Ms. London," I used to joke that the OB/GYN told my mom, "It's a Realtor". My parents owned a very old real estate stable family real estate company and were from a generation where, if and when an offspring arrived, especially a male, they were born to be bred.that is, bred into the family business, or made to be the prodigal son who as wrong even when he was right. Until this day, at age 53, I still get the feeling I do nothing right. And I may be right. Online Shopping Must Do's For Buyers Or Sellers By : Every day the emails arrive. "Rick, you have too many stores!!", or "Rick, how in the world am I going to find what I want or need in all your shops?" etc. The general theme is "Why so many web stores?" I will do my best to answer. Call Of The Mall--The Seasons Of Shopping By : My wife and 15 year-old daughter are shopping addicts It’s unquestionably their favorite way of mother-daughter bonding The Dynamics and Finer Points of Sleeping in a Yucatecan Hammock By : When on the Yucatan peninsula, try sleeping in a locally made hammock. Where is that Mycroft Holmes When We Really Need Him? By : Even Sherlock Holmes needed a good hint every now and then, right? A Students Guide To Survive Living Alone By : Helpful tips for students who have just started out into the world of university and living without your parents for the first time. My Secret Life as a Sheep Farmer or Never Say Never By : Never, never say never... The Mighty Boosh Comedy Review - A Journey Through Time And Space By : When you watch The Mighty Boosh for the first time you have no doubt in your mind that you like it, the first thing that springs to mind is how do I tell my friends about this without sounding weird, this is because they create such a creative and abstract reality that it will have you transfixed with ... Have You Heard Of Remote Viewing And Influencing? By : Fred Mallery Remote viewing and remote influencing have become two of the most bizarre topics bandied about on the web in recent years One Cartoonist Emerges From Near-death To Help After 9/11 By : Creator Rick London is a master of humor. The first time I met this comic wit, who launched Londons Times Cartoons out of thin air with no backing other than his brains, he was not yet a cartoonist, but a successful entrepreneur who had founded an interesting bus tour business in 1988. I was a freelance writer at the time, and he was getting major media coverage worldwide so I stood in line for an interview. I enjoyed this humble soul. 'Criminal' Treesitters Winning War of Nerves Against Weenie UCSC Administrators By : Those that can, administer companies and businesses. Those that can't, adminsiter colleges and universities. Amoebic Dysentery: Nature's Foolproof Crash Diet Plan for the New Emaciated Look By : We go to such crazy extremes to lose a little weight, why not try dysentery, a tried and true method? Who Is The Most Popular Living Cartoonist? Three Guesses. By : Ever wondered who is the most popular cartoonist working today? It is relatively easy to tell with movie stars, simply looking at box office sales and how often they appear on talk shows. But cartoonists are a private bunch. How Gary Larson (the Far Side) Influnces Me By : I like to pontificate about The Far Side because I can only name a few humorists who had a great impact on my life before I launched Londons Times Cartoons. Two were cartoonists and one of them had a very major impact, Gary Larson The others were comedians and actors such as Steve Martin, Mike Myers, Steven Wright, Red Skelton, Jack Benny, Jackie Gleason, Lucy, Rowan & Martin, Peter Sellers, and several dozen others. One other cartoonist was the late great Charles Schulz, and they all influenced me in a different way. The Practicality, Value And Durability Of White Pine Furniture By : No matter where you want to add a rustic country look, pine furniture is the answer It is as popular as it has ever been, and is less expensive than other wood furniture Happiness: As Good As It Gets By : Recently a friend sent me an email asking me my secret to happiness. It took me by surprise as I didn't have an answer. I can remember a time in my life when my moods would swing, I had depression, but I was treated and do not live with that now. But happy? I wouldn't exactly call it that. The Ultimate Design For The Single Woman By : A look at how product design can be used in the field of new inventions to benefit a single woman. Gary Larson Made Me Do It. By : I was a power-type-of-guy in Washington, D.C. in the mid-1980's. I had a cushy job, and wore nice clothes. I resided near the Smithsonian on Capital Hill, a place I rarely frequented unless company was in from out of town. Cartoonist Rick London: Marketing Wiz Kid Grown Up By : The way that Rick London crafted and organized Londons Times Cartoons and it's peripheral shops was a brilliant move in my mind, as a marketing major. Though Rick was not formally educated at the time of launching the venture, he had an instinctive sixth sense of knowing what was missing in the cartoon world. Cartoon T-shirts And Positive Attitudes By : Even though nearly every adult in the U.S. is reported to have a favorite t shirt, and at least fifteen in their drawer, how do you know what tshirt to buy as a gift. Sometimes it's even harder to choose the right one for you. Does Good Luck Believe In You? By : Barry Numnagerie Some people say you make your own luck. My grandmother disagreed. She said what you make is effort and the more effort you make, the luckier you'll be. Who Invented The Vent? By : Barry Numnagerie From the beginning of time inventions have changed our lives. Take indoor plumbing, for example. If indoor plumbing hadn't been invented, we'd all be outsiders. Do You Know How To Speak Spa-Nish? By : Barry Numnagerie My grandmother said beauty starts within. I hope she meant within the walls of "Spas R Us". Traveler's Checks ... And Balances? By : Barry Numnagerie They say we are what we eat. If we eat what the locals eat when we travel, does that make us locals too? Art Licensing: The Real Money In Cartooning By : There was a time when a cartoonist had to be newspaper syndicated to "be somebody" (with apologies to Steve Martin in "The Jerk"). But even then, as now, the real money was not in newspapers. Besides, the chances of becoming a part of a major newspaper syndication are close to a million to one. One should just buy lottery tickets. The (very) Humble Beginnings Of Londons Times Cartoons By : I started working for cartoonist Rick London, founder of Londons Times Cartoons, when I was 21 years old and still a student at a nearby state university. I'd had a number of jobs, but he was the first boss I had that taught me pragmatic knowledge in the real world. Rick did not have a formal education, he does at the time of this writing, but the year was around 1997 or so. Why We Are Supposed To Give Gifts Or Cards On Valentine's Day By : As early as the fourth century B.C., the Romans engaged in an annual young man's rite to passage to the God Lupercus. The names of the teenage women were placed in a box and drawn at random by adolescent men; thus, a man was assigned a woman companion for the duration of the year, after which another lottery was staged. After eight hundred years of this cruel practice, the early church fathers sought to end this practice... They found an answer in Valentine, a bishop who had been martyred some two hundred years earlier. Confessions Of An IT Support Worker By : A look at anecdotes and funny tales from the IT support industry in the London area. A Highland Wedding Proposal By : A look at a trip for two native Scots in their hired car. Top Ways To Enter The Humor Profession By : There are as many ways to enter the field of stand-up comedy, cartooning, comedy acting, and writing as there are IPODS and accessories. Okay, maybe not quite that many, but a lot of paths. The Best Ways To Enter The Field Of Humor Or Cartooning By : I can't tell you the right or wrong way to enter the field of comedy or how to become a cartoonist and keep a straight face. And that's good. Don't keep a straight face. That is rule number one. Who Put Decor In Decoration? By : Barry Numnagerie I didn't put up Christmas decorations this year. Because we were going to be away, it seemed like too much work. Instead, I decorated myself with a smile. Internet's Top Cartoonist Shares Simple Secrets Of Humor By : Being funny is not necessarily something with which someone is born. No, it does not hurt, but it it can prevent some major hurdles. In a nutshell, before one even thinks about trying to become funny, that is, if they are naturally not funny, is to learn about editing, and the fact that other people want the punch line and want it fast. Do Mortgages Housebreak Us? By : Barry Numnagerie According to my grandmother, a house is a house; but a home is what you make it. Unfortunately, she often followed those profound words with "and you can start by making your bed". Do They Make Electric Security Blankets? By : Barry Numnagerie Every winter my electric blanket was my security blanket. Then a report said I was sleeping under a magnetic field that could make me sick - and that didn't sound like a field of dreams. To The Health With It? By : Barry Numnagerie Getting enough sleep is important for our health. According to the National Sleep Foundation 100,000 car accidents are caused by sleep deprivation every year - but we're not meant to lose sleep worrying about it. When Do Strangers Stop Being Strange? By : Barry Numnagerie My grandmother always told me that I could turn strangers into friends. Well, my grandmother would be proud of me. I turned a stranger into a husband. My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy By : Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore. Do Open Houses Open Minds? By : Barry Numnagerie When I had my first open house, I thought U should be there to answer questions. Not a good idea. Home is where the heart is - and where part of it will stay. Gadgets - Mechanical Or Maniacal Devices? By : Barry Numnagerie Gadgets are a part of progress and I'm trying to progress too. If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we stop clocks from blinking 12:00 after power failures? Does Any Port In A Storm Include Airports? By : Barry Numnagerie No weapons in carry-on luggage - fine; but I've had bruises on my shins that prove wheeled luggage is a weapon. I think wheeled luggage should have directional signals and break lights or airport police should give tickets for moving violations. Can People Be Winterized? By : Barry Numnagerie I'm cold challenged. I used to live in New England. Every winter I dreaded the snow and ice and freezing wind chill factors. I don't understand why people stay there in the winter, but I may have figured out why the Smurfs are blue. What Makes The World Go Around? By : Barry Numnagerie Judging by the line of cars at Starbuck's drive-in window, coffee makes the world go around. Sometimes the line of cars causes traffic problems, but that doesn't seem to bring the police around. Oh - no donuts. Can Errands Be Walked? By : Barry Numnagerie I always have errands to do and there seems to be more every week. Maybe I've read too many books by Stephen King, but I wouldn't be surprised if my errands grew long ears and cotton-ball tails. Do You Watch Out For What's In? By : Barry Numnagerie Because my grandmother wanted to give me what was in style, she gave me what girls in her neighborhood wore. When my grandmother's eyesight started to fail, she went to Plan B. She asked me what I wanted. That's always in fashion. Is Running Late Exercise? By : Barry Numnagerie If the movie "Snow White" were made today, the seven dwarfs wouldn't sing "Whistle While You Work". Instead, Grumpy would have a solo. He'd sing, "Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think". The Embarrassing Incident With The Volvo Keychain By : Have you ever had your car stolen It is a gutting experience, especially when it’s your fault Are We Programmed More Than TV? By : Barry Numnagerie When we're driving and see a red light, we're programmed to stop. Those who don't are programmed to look in their rear-view mirrors for at least twenty seconds. Is Nostalgia A Sugar-Coated Memory? By : Barry Numnagerie Last fall my husband and I took a trip back East. The tress were glowing in shades of yellow, orange and red. As a transplanted New Englander, I started to get nostalgic. Then I heard John say a four-letter word - rake. Are You Listed? By : Barry Numnagerie I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists. Is It Advertising Or Adverteasing? By : Barry Numnagerie If it says hardware on a sign, I know tools are sold there. I have no idea what's sold at West Coast Custom. Aren't signs meant to attract customers? If so, some signs needs "custom-er-izing". Is Chocolate Milk A Compromise In A Glass? By : Barry Numnagerie Politics is one of the many things that requires compromise. Is that why some of our politicians have been caught in compromising positions? How Many Bad Habits Can A Good Person Have? By : Barry Numnagerie I'm trying to increase my good habits. How am I doing? Not bad. Is It A Hobby Or Therapy? By : Barry Numnagerie Hobbies are meant to turn free time into productive pastimes. Some people collect coins. Others collect stamps. I'm going to collect time for a new hobby. Is The Lesson In Patience Ever Over? By : Barry Numnagerie Life is a lesson in patience. It's not a coincidence that doctors' waiting rooms are for "patients". Language Is Confusing - Why Aren't Green Grocers Green? By : Barry Numnagerie If English wasn't my native language, I think it would be too hard to learn. The words too and to are two of the reasons. Is Saying Please Inspirational Motivation? By : Barry Numnagerie During different times in my life I've experienced different inspirational motivations. Now I'm wondering if my alarm clock qualifies as inspirational motivation. Will Reading This Make You Lucky? By : Barry Numnagerie When you're out of luck, how did you run out and where do you go to get more? Is Your Lifestyle Stylish? By : Barry Numnagerie From childhood to adulthood, from marriage to career to family - my lifestyle keeps changing styles. No Saving Grace? By : Barry Numnagerie According to a recent report, Americans have saved less than they have in seventy-two years. For many Americans save is one of THOSE four-letter words. Is It Coincidence Marriage Contains The Words I Age? By : Barry Numnagerie The secret to a happy marriage is to realize the for better part usually is and the for worse part is when you should be thinking about the for better part. Do You Talk To Talk Radio? By : Barry Numnagerie Wouldn't it be nice if teenagers listened to talk radio. Then I could say, "Turn that damn thing up so I can hear myself think". Was The Hula Hoop An Original Idea? By : Barry Numnagerie A hula hoop is a combination of the hula movement and a hoop. Is that an original idea? Maybe God had the only original idea.
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